There's a new girl in school and everyone wants to know who she has a crush on. Cartman is especially excited. He's discovered something inside himself that he never knew he had. Now, to make sure nobody gets in the way ...
South park
Show summary:
Based on a Christmas card by the now-producers, Matt Stone and Trey
Parker, called "The Spirit of Christmas"; South Park is a show about
four boys; Eric Cartman, Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, and Kenny
McCormick. These four little fourth graders live in one messed up town.
From talking poo to un-dead celebrities,
to a mystical land of imagination, they see it all. All there is to say,
is that... No one is safe. Black, white, Jewish, Christian,
Scientologist, and everything in between, this show covers it all, and
makes light of just about everything.
Based on a Christmas card by the now-producers, Matt Stone and Trey
Parker, called "The Spirit of Christmas"; South Park is a show about
four boys; Eric Cartman, Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, and Kenny
McCormick. These four little fourth graders live in one messed up town.
From talking poo to un-dead celebrities,
to a mystical land of imagination, they see it all. All there is to say,
is that... No one is safe. Black, white, Jewish, Christian,
Scientologist, and everything in between, this show covers it all, and
makes light of just about everything.
The boys are excited to spend a day ziplining in the Colorado Mountains. But high in the Rockys, far from their families, their trip takes a bad turn. Chances of survival are slim. All they can do is wait to be rescued. ...
Bullying has become a national health epidemic and South Park Elementary is not immune.
Cartman searches for an elusive creature in the forests surrounding the town
Cartman launches a gemstones network show and creates a very lucrative business. Stan searches for the real value of a piece of jewelry that was a gift from his Grandpa. Meanwhile, Cartman's lucrative new business preys ...
One of the boys had been told time and time again about leaving the toilet seat up after he goes to the bathroom, but he didn't listen. His actions have consequences and ultimately result in an unimaginable catastrophe.
With their parents in jail, Kenny and his brother and sister find themselves in the foster care system. Cartman is sincerely disturbed when Kenny is taken away. He doesn't know who to rip on for being the poorest kid in ...
The boys learn what really happened at the first Thanksgiving?including an extraterrestrial presence?from a TV documentary
The kids at South Park Elementary are being punished for Cartman's failings in the physical education department. What will Cartman do when they all gang up on him?
Randy turns into a huge fan of Broadway shows after he takes Sharon to see a hit musical in Denver.
A hacker wreaks havoc with gossipy Web posts on a site called "The South Park Elementary Eavesdropper."
Cartman fancies himself an agent of the U.S. Border Patrol when the boys play Texans vs. Mexicans.
Cartman finds a unique way of coping with Asperger's Syndrome. Even Kyle and Kenny are on board. Meanwhile, Stan can't seem to get his life back to normal no matter what he tries.
After Stan celebrates his 10th birthday, he begins to see everything differently. The other boys think he's become a major buzzkill and start to avoid hanging out with him. When Stan and Kyle have a major blow up, the ve...
Butters is diagnosed with multiple personality disorder. The boys want to help Butters find out what's really happening to him but Butters may not like what they find.
Cartman has a new protege. He's found someone who is smart, ambitious and willing to look the other way in order to get to the top.
Cartman is furious when the school posts the kids penis sizes on the bulletin board. He throws an absolute fit and once again finds himself in the principal's office. This time he gets sent to anger management therapy.
It is a joyous time for all Canadians as the royal wedding commences. But just as the prince and princess are about to be joined for all eternity, the princess is abducted! All Canadians are called upon to help save the ...
Kyle is intimately involved in the development of a revolutionary new product called HumancentiPad.
In the 14th-season finale, Randy's addiction to the Food Network has a detrimental effect on his family.
All eyes will be on Mysterion (Kenny McCormick) in this episode, for it may be up to him to come to the group's rescue. Will Kenny come to terms with his powers in time to save everyone from Cthulhu and The Coon?
Mysterion's true identity is revealed, the coon scorned by by his fellow super heroes is out for revenge.
Coon and Friends set out to help the victims of BPs latest catastrophic drilling accident in the Gulf.
When Stan is sent to the school counselor because he's holding on to an obscene number of useless possessions, he realizes that Mr. Mackey had a hoarding disorder too.
New Jersey is taking over the nation one state at a time, Randy and the boys take a stand as the Jerseyites approach South Park.
Cartman wants to race with the pros and he's ready to do whatever it takes to make it happen. He's afraid that no matter how hard he tries, he'll never reach the the level of the other NASCAR drivers. Working with Butter...
Competition is the name of the game this summer. There is no time for Jimmy and his friends to slack off. They're working to be this year's champions at summer camp. Jimmy suits up and prepares to shred in the annual sur...
Angry celebrities, violent ginger kids and Mecha Streisand are about to destroy South Park and all anyone wants to know is, “Who is Eric Cartman...
Kyle "friended" the wrong person and now all of his old friends are deserting him. His situation is desperate. Kyle looks for help from the one person who has always been there for him.
State Law in Colorado says it's legal to smoke pot if you have a physician's reference. Randy is the first-in-line to buy some but he's turned away because there's absolutely nothing wrong with him. Randy is desperate to...
The boys are given a controversial book to read in school that both excites and inspires them to write one of their own. When the boys discover that Stan's mom has found their masterpiece, their new motivation is how the...
The nation's top scientists come together to put a stop to the recent phenomenon of rich, successful men who suddenly want to have sex with many, many women. After extensive testing, some of the fourth grade boys in Sout...
Something is amiss at the local water park. The boys are all excited to get to visit Pipi's Splash Town, but events are in play that signal the end of the world is upon us. Their fun-filled day is about to turn deadly. C...
Eric Cartman seizes the opportunity to become the voice of change at the school when he takes over the morning announcements. His target is South Park Elementaryâ€â...
Everyone agrees they've had enough of the loud and obnoxious bikers that have arrived in South Park. The boys are taking on the Harley Riders. They thrown down the F word and the game is on.
Stan and his family are spending his birthday at the Denver Aquarium where they will get to swim with the dolphins. Things turn bloody when the Japanese attack, kill all the dolphins and ruin StanâÃÂ...
After attending a WWE match, the boys all want to become professional wrestlers. They join the wrestling club at school, but realize that it is quite different from the WWE.
Butters has made it all the way to the 4th grade without ever kissing a girl. All of his friends have been teasing him mercilessly. Butters is determined to catch up with the rest of the boys in his class.
The boys bring in professional ghost hunters to investigate evidence of paranormal activity in the Broflovski House.
Butters and a small group of recruits join Cartman in his dream of living on Skull Island where they will frolic in crystal clear waterfalls and discover buried treasure.
Randy is determined that Stan will win this year's .. He comes up with a plan that will assure Stan a first place trophy.
Cartman decides to help Jimmy with his comedy routine. Everyone loves the new joke they come up with. The joke starts to take off and it even hits all the late night talk shows. The boys are thrilled with how popular it...
Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate financial state everyone finds themselves in. The town gets behind him and everyone starts to live a life that no longer depends on any economy at all. Meanwhile a...
A vigilante rises from the trash and attempts to wipe out crime in the town of South Park.
Thinking it's his way into her heart and other body parts, Kenny takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers Concert. His dream of taking their relationship to the next level is crushed when the Jonas Brothers give them...
In the 12th-season finale, vampire sightings at school anger the Goth kids, who are upset when they become indistinguishable from the bloodsucking interlopers in the eyes of their peers.
The boys are startled to learn that their popularity at school is waning when they fail to submit to the latest fad, which actually makes Butters cooler than they are.
While the country celebrates the outcome of the election, the new President-elect catches everyone off guard when he arrives at the White House prematurely.
Conclusion. The boys discover the reason for the global attacks by oversize guinea pigs, but first they have to find their way out of the Andes.
Cartman enlists the help of rival Craig when the boys spot an easy opportunity for financial gain.
Wendy gets in trouble when she threatens to beat up Cartman after school. No matter how fired up Wendy is, all bets are on Cartman. Everybody knows a girl can't fight a boy and win.
It's up to Cartman to face down the Chinese while the American populace is wracked by the haunting memory of recent events.
While the kids are on an educational field trip to a living museum, Cartman makes Butters sneak away from the class to go to the amusement center located next door.
The citizens of South Park wake up one morning shocked to find the Internet is gone. Upon hearing news that the Internet may remain in California, Randy decides to head out west with the family.
With Ms. Garrison out of the school in search of a way to be the man he was always intended to be, Cartman is given authoritah over the classroom. After doing an exemplary job as substitute, Cartman is sent to help inner...
The head of the World Canadian Bureau leads the country into a long and painful strike and the responsibility of brokering a settlement rests with the boys.
In a South Park homage to the 1981 film, “Heavy Metalâ€ÂÂÂ, the boys are trying...
While trying to escape her troubles in the secluded mountains near South Park, Britney Spears has a run-in with the boys. Stan and Kyle get swept up in her celebrity as well as the non-stop feeding frenzy that plagues he...
After going in for a routine tonsillectomy, a botched transfusion leaves Cartman afflicted with an incurable disease. When he finds no comfort in his friends and family, how far will he go to find a cure?
The fourth grade girls have compiled a secret list that rates all the boys from the cutest to the ugliest. But when the boys steal the list, the results are not what they expectedÃÆââ...
Stan and Kyle become obsessed with Guitar Hero to the point where they're breaking high score records and it doesn't take long for Stan to realize that he could go even further with a different partner. Will the stress o...
While inside Imaginationland, Stan and Butters must fight for their lives against an army of evil imaginary forces. The Supreme Court declares imaginary creatures not real and plans to nuke Imaginationland, and now Kyle ...
Stan and Kyle are being held captive at the Pentagon until they tell the government exactly how they got into Imaginationland. ElsewhereÃ?Cartman will not give up his que...
A bet revolving around Cartman seeing a leprechaun is only the start of trouble when the boys find themselves with the entirety of the world's imagination laid out in front of them. But when a terrorist group attacks , t...
Randy Marsh becomes a local hero in South Park after the guys at the bar see the size of his latest crap. After some talking with the guys, Randy believes he could be a contender for the World Record. But is there someon...
After seeing a kid with Tourette's Syndrome at the toy store, Cartman becomes obsessed with it. He finds out that with Tourette's, he can say whatever he wants without consequence. Naturally, he calls Dateline so he can ...
The number of homeless people in South Park is increasing as they eat, sleep, and beg for change across the town. While the adults try to find creative solutions to deal with the homeless, the boys are trying to figure o...
Once again Mrs. Garrison gets dumped, but this time she decides to take it out on her fourth grade class. When the boys have finally had enough of their teacher's erratic mood swings and excessive homework assignments, t...
Stan wants to know the real reason kids have to decorate eggs for Easter, and what, if anything eggs and bunnies have to do with Jesus dying for his sins. To get to the bottom of it, Kyle and Stan get wrapped up in a biz...
The citizens of South Park are gearing up for the arrival of Hillary Clinton for a big campaign rally. Meanwhile, Cartman suspects that a new Muslim student is involved in a possible terrorist attack. Every minute counts...
When a breakout of headlice hits South Park Elementary, Mrs. Garrison refuses to say which child brought the plague to the school. So, Cartman takes it upon himself to find out who it is so the kids can make fun of them....
Butters' dad sends him off to special camp to ìPray the Gay AwayÃÃÃ...
Randy uses the "N" word on live TV and faces public ridicule for it and Stan tries to understand TokenÃÂÂÂÂs feelings on the subje...
Stan becomes coach of a Pee Wee Hockey team and for the benefit of one his players he tries to make them into a team of winners. Meanwhile his father deals with the memory of StanÃÆââ...
Last week, in an attempt to make his wait for the Wii instantaneous, Cartman froze himself. Through a bizarre twist of fate, he woke up 500 years in the future, where there are warring factions, some angry sea otters, an...
The topic of evolution is introduced to the 4th graders of South Park Elementary and while their teacher is against the theory a change of mind has implications for the future. And speaking of the future, Cartman is tryi...
Satan is throwing the world's biggest Halloween costume party, and no one is getting in without a blue wrist band. Unfortunately, even Satan can't plan for everything as a religious organization and the antics of the mos...
Cartman, South Park ElementaryÃÂÂÂÂs new hallway monitor, takes it personally when he finds out that a teacher has been kissing a ...
Cartman reveals who masterminded the attacks of 9/11, while Kyle and Stan search for the real truth; meanwhile Mr. Mackey just wants to know who dropped the deuce in the urinal.
A renegade player threatens the Massively Multiplayer Online game World of WarcraftÃ? and the fate of the game lay in the hands of Cartman, Kyle, Stan and Kenny.
When Cartman's mom realizes she can't control her son anymore, she gets help from an expert. Cesar Millan, ìThe Dog Whisperer"...
While assisting an ex-Vice President in his quest for attention, the boys get trapped by a cave-in and while searching for a way out, Cartman discovers treasure. Now he has to figure out how to get out of the cave withou...
Towelie writes a book and it gets selected for OprahÃÂÂÂÂs book club. It becomes a best seller with everyone getting a lot help fo...
With Kyle left behind, Cartman makes his way to FOX to get the Family Guy episode pulled, hoping to ultimately get rid of the show once and for all.
Cartman and Kyle are at war over the popular cartoon, Family Guy. Kyle loves it and Cartman hates it. When the show airs some controversial content the boys go on a cross country chase with the fate of Family Guy lying w...
Stan is the driving force who gets the citizens of South Park to all buy hybrid cars. Just as everyone starts to feel really good about what theyÃÂ...
The town is excited when Chef returns to town after world traveling with the ìSuper Adventure Club,ÃÃ...
After receiving a DUI, Randy attends an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting where he realizes that he is powerless to control his drinking problem. But when a statue of the Virgin Mary begins to bleed, he sees it as a miracle t...
When a talking Orca whale, named Willzyx, speaks to Kyle and the boys, they're desperate to get him to his home on the moon. With some help from the other kids of South Park, they risk everything when they break in to th...
Stan finds out that he's depressed after taking a test given to him by Scientologists. After joining his new religion, the other members realize that he is the reincarnation of their leader. Upon hearing this, the Scient...
After giving a presentation on '' in class, Cartman gets the other students to discriminate against them. To teach him a lesson, Stan, Kyle, and Kenny sneak in to his room and use makeup to give him the appearance of a G...
The gay marriage debate lands in South Park and unbeknownest to them, Stan
When Cartman finds out that the girls have a device that can see into the future, the boys come up with a plan to have Butters go undercover to get it.
After playing in a boat, Stan and Cartman accidentally flood the nearby town of Beaverton. The adults however find another cause for the flood: Global Warming.
Jimmy is having trouble controlling his body, and it seems like it could hurt him in the school's big talent show. So, he goes on a journey to "fix" the problem.
After Cartman performs a truly despicable act, the boys decide that everyone should ignore Cartman to teach him a lesson. Cartman soon comes to the conclusion that he's dead, and the only person that seems to be able to ...
The South Park boys are playing the final Little League game of the season. They win, and are glad to be done with it. But they soon find out that winning was only the beginning, now they're forced to play in the Nationa...
In this Emmy winning episode, Kenny is the first kid in South Park to get the new Playstation Portable; a device that was actually created by God to determine who has the best skills to defeat the armies of Satan. Things...
Realizing that they can cash in on other's talents by acting as clients, the gang successfully charms Token in to letting them represent him. When another talent agency steals him away, they find their next star in , the...
There's a mass influx of hippies coming into South Park, and Cartman is intent on putting a stop to them.
Mr. Garrison decides to get a sex change operation, a vaginaplasty which prompts Kyle to want a negroplasty so he can be tall and black enough to play basketball.
Jimmy and Timmy are competing in the Special Olympics, but Jimmy is using steroids to gain the edge on the competition.Once Cartman finds out that the winner will receive a 000 cash prize, he devises a plan to get into t...
The boys buy Martial Arts weapons from the country fair, and turn into Ninja warriors (complete with Anime-style animation). However, when one of Kenny's ninja stars gets thrown into Butters' eye, the boys must do the on...
